My Son, the Songwriter
Ethan has written his first song. What a talented young fellow he is! So I thought I would share it with you, translated, of course, from Babyese. You all know the music, it's the tune "Take Me Out to the Ballgame," so, sing along!
Take me over to Mom's chest,
I am hungry for milk.
I don't want peanuts or Cracker Jack,
Take me now or I'll act out of whack!
Let me nurse, nurse, nurse on the left breast
That's the one with the cream,
For it's one, two, breasts full of milk
And they're both for me!
I'm sure I don't have to tell you what is the Music in my head.