A Cowboy Church
Didn't know that such things existed, but I learned recently that a high school friend and her husband have started a Cowboy Church. It's on a Farm-to-Market road, no less.
Not being either of the faith nor anywhere near the vicinity, I doubt I'll mosey in anytime soon.
I wonder if a Cowboy Temple would work; leave your boots and guns at the front door, occasional vegan barbecues, pearl snaps on the robes.
We already have a Zen Cowboy, so, who knows?
Music in my head: The theme song from the PBS kids program Martha Speaks.